i never fucked wayne i never fucked drake is such a relatable line. i’ve never fucked wayne or drake either. it really chimes with my own life experiences.
(via cypheragent)
What do you mean all my problems can’t be solved by cleaving things in twain with an ancient mighty blade. You’re sounding awful cleavable right now.
(via zzzevrann)
exactly!
Plus, California just passed a law that makes striking workers eligible for unemployment benefits, which means the AMPTP knew they weren’t gonna be able to starve them out much longer.
(via welshlesbian)
Helloooo! Just a reminder that I’m still doing Poketrainer commissions if anyone’s interested!
I’m currently drawing them for $60 USD for one person + 1 pokemon, and +$15 for every additional pokemon!
Though if anyone would like a quote on any specific ideas, I’m always happy to talk, and give discounts on bigger commissions too 🥰naimlyarts[at]gmail[dot]com
quacking in my boobs over this
QUAKING
BOOTS. FUCKER
(via hazelcallahan)
focuses really hard and concentrates all the microplastics in my body and then coughs this up in ur hand
(via himbohysterectomy)
umm yikes ok OP of the post you just reblogged is a tumblr user so i’d delete that if i were you
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